Math problems can be frustrating, but sometimes they can also be hilarious. A young boy’s math fiasco is a perfect example of how humor can be found in the most unexpected places.
The boy arrived home from school and told his dad, “I got an F in math today.” His dad asked what happened, and the boy explained that the teacher had asked him, “What’s 3 times 2?” He answered correctly, but things took a turn when the teacher asked him, “What’s 2 times 3?” The boy’s response was priceless: “That’s what I said!”
But that’s not the only story that will have you laughing out loud. A couple’s funny fart story is a must-read. The husband had a habit of letting out loud farts every morning, which would wake his wife. She pleaded with him to stop, but he insisted it was natural.
One Christmas morning, the wife decided to take matters into her own hands. She filled her husband’s shorts with turkey innards while he was still asleep. The result was a scream, frantic footsteps, and a petrified look on his face. The wife was in fits of laughter, thinking she had finally gotten her revenge.
But the punchline was yet to come. The husband appeared downstairs, still shaking, and said, “Honey, you were right. You always warned me that I’d fart my guts out, and today it came true.” He then explained that he had managed to push most of his “guts” back in with some Vaseline and two fingers.
